humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
I genuinely think it’s because Americans think we’re inherently distrustful.
Everybody in the background is in love with Tom Hiddleston
There’s a dollar in my g string
THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.
EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS
IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST
This is just one massive train wreck
String players can be a bit high-strung.
y’all need to cellout
We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t
thank you for your contribution
Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"
a li tter box cae k„
congratulations on turning 91
Me, all the time, every day.
Dog: Hello koi!
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this just makes me happy for some reason.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST
Tom + things in his hands.
when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times
this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever
Holy sweet baby jesus
now this man is either dead or just old as hell but lord he was something else.
who is thiss someone message me!!!
he was my boyfriend in the 1960’s. im immortal
that´s marlon brando
And this is Brando.
It depresses me that people didn’t know who this was.
Fun fact: this is the same guy who got pretty pissed at one of his directors and retaliated by refusing to ever wear pants on set, so the director had to work around only filming him from the waist up.
He was also active during the civil rights movement, to the point where he was even at the March on Washington
(That’s him with activist/author James Baldwin)
He sent a native american woman in his place at the oscars to accept his award because he was angry about the treatment of native americans in this country and in the industry.
Oh and he was also allegedly bi sexual
Marlon Brando was one of the greatest actors of the 20th century. He got his start on Broadway before getting a big break in Hollywood. His first leading role was in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) which he starred with Vivien Leigh (from Gone with the Wind), a movie which was adapted from the famous play of the same name, which was by Tennessee Williams. Marlon Brando was ELECTRIC in that movie. I get goosebumps everytime I watch that movie (it’s one of my favourite old movies).
Have you guys ever heard of the famous movie line, that goes, “STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”? That was him, he screamed that while falling to his knees.
He was also amazing in On the Waterfront, The Wild Bunch, and of course… the Godfather films.
One of the things I learned reading James Baldwin’s biography was that Baldwin and Brando traveled in a lot of the same NYC theatre circles back in the 50’s and early 60’s. James Baldwin wanted to cast him in one of his plays, but it just didn’t work out. And Baldwin also had a bit of a crush on Brando, though nothing ever came of it.
And for the record, multiple books and sources confirm that Marlon Brando was bisexual. He may not have used the word to describe himself, but he certainly had romantic and sexual relationships with many men and women. It was well known during his time doing theatre in NYC that Brando went around with men as well as women, just like Baldwin himself.