eggaroo:

cannibalucifer:

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

dude my internal insulting isnt even that good its more just a constant stream of fuck you fucking fuck shit think youre the fucking shit nipple dont you fuck shit

shit nipple

tylerchokely:

foodchewer:

i’m trash

ill take you out

diam0ndsdr00g:

I think we as a nation should stop denouncing the stereotype that we have bagpipes playing everywhere because I’m in the middle of arsefuck nowhere right now and I can hear bagpipes in the distance

butmyopinionisright:

that-kid-erin:

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

image

this is my whole life.

This. A thousand times this.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

image

andrewcarnogie:

lancecorporal-metatron:

afangeek:

zanetehaiden:

hufflepuff-chick:

skammunistparty:

beepony:

popstick:

bloominrose:

heysawbones:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU’RE not Y’ALL. Second of all, it’s called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let’s look at the statistics.
1) West Virginia (17.1%) 2) Arkansas (18.8%) 3) Mississippi (19.4%) 4) Kentucky (19.7%) 5) Louisiana (20.3%)
Source2nd Source 
Here, but that’s not all. What else does the South fail at? Right, let’s take at the “worst driving” records.
1. Louisiana2. South Carolina3. Mississippi4. Texas5. Alabama
So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.I really don’t consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused. 

I’d love to throw down words with you, son. I’d crush you. c:;

Summary of me since I live in a red state.

“Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. ”
this is pretentious as fuck holy shit

listen here you little shit

Hey OP I’d just like to remind you that most NASA operations are based in these states

I live in Massachusetts and I assure you we are no more intelligent then a red state. I apologize to say that you are the only idiot here.

Heard you was talkin shit

how did you even muster up the energy to write this

I live in Arkansas and I assure you that some of the smartest fucking people I know have been born and raise here so you can go fuck a cactus

If that is what you think, then please keep it to yourself. This is very offensive to me, saying that I am below you for something that I can’t help. Being born in the south wasn’t my choice, and it does not define me or anyone else there. Saying this like this can really hurt some people, so try and keep you’re mouth shut. 

andrewcarnogie:

lancecorporal-metatron:

afangeek:

zanetehaiden:

hufflepuff-chick:

skammunistparty:

beepony:

popstick:

bloominrose:

heysawbones:

the-unpopular-opinions:

If you live in any of the states highlighted in red, I automatically assume you are unintelligent. You are all nothing but a bunch of uneducated, backwards, racist, crooked teeth, inbreds who couldn’t properly speak your way out of a paper bag. First of all, it is YOU’RE not Y’ALL. Second of all, it’s called a SODA not a COKE. Third of all, they are called SHOPPING CARTS not BUGGIES. Fourth of all, your accents are beyond atrocious, and going back to basic 1st grade speech classes will be in order. I am so glad that most Southerners do not move out of their region. Even if you’re not a stereotypical hick, you all still have hick-like qualities about you. And you want to talk about your horrendous lack of education? Let’s look at the statistics.

1) West Virginia (17.1%)
2) Arkansas (18.8%)
3) Mississippi (19.4%)
4) Kentucky (19.7%)
5) Louisiana (20.3%)


Source
2nd Source 

Here, but that’s not all. What else does the South fail at? Right, let’s take at the “worst driving” records.

1. Louisiana
2. South Carolina
3. Mississippi
4. Texas
5. Alabama

So please, just know that if you are from the South, I truly and honestly believe that you are beneath me. I pity your educational systems (and drivers ed as well). If you’re from the South and you EVER in your life try to get into an argument with me, I will laugh at you in your face. You’re not worth my time. I hate the way people from Boston talk as well, but I can tolerate that much more than I can a hillbilly accent. I am extremely privileged to be living in Seattle. Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. If it ever came between a southerner having a job oppurtunity to work abroad and someone from a civilized place such as me, or somebody from New York or Conneticut or California, we are more likely to get hired. Just keep that in mind.

I really don’t consider Missouri a part of the south, so you all are excused. 

I’d love to throw down words with you, son. I’d crush you. c:;

Summary of me since I live in a red state.

Where I was born and raised alone proves that I am far more intelligent than you are. ”

this is pretentious as fuck holy shit

listen here you little shit

Hey OP I’d just like to remind you that most NASA operations are based in these states

I live in Massachusetts and I assure you we are no more intelligent then a red state. I apologize to say that you are the only idiot here.

Heard you was talkin shit

how did you even muster up the energy to write this

I live in Arkansas and I assure you that some of the smartest fucking people I know have been born and raise here so you can go fuck a cactus

If that is what you think, then please keep it to yourself. This is very offensive to me, saying that I am below you for something that I can’t help. Being born in the south wasn’t my choice, and it does not define me or anyone else there. Saying this like this can really hurt some people, so try and keep you’re mouth shut. 

ass-sass-class-pizza:

THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT

iwanttosuckchrisevansdick:

lokiwtf:

uniquelykay:

loki-here-loki-there:

Dear God

#more like hell no cause your face gives me a heart attack

endorse

eyebrow porn.

iwanttosuckchrisevansdick:

lokiwtf:

uniquelykay:

loki-here-loki-there:

Dear God

#more like hell no cause your face gives me a heart attack

endorse

eyebrow porn.

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cuddle-with-hiddles:

hiddleston-daily:

cosmic-nerd-angel:

Here, have Tom Hiddleston whispering creepy things into your ear. 

Second 3D sound experiment. Uploading this again because I deleted it and people were asking about it. Clip from the Red Necklace audiobook. Wear headphones.   

Have some eargasm, fellow Hiddlestoners.

The last part, oh god.

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

tonyfromstatefarm:


me participating in a group project

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

spiders are awesome!

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

spiders are awesome!